Taylor Zakhar Perez

Merkin with fake dick. Great bod, though. Nice thick legs, pretty hair.

Who is he? I like his cocky attitude. (pun intended)

Yum and then some. Yes please. I’ll have seconds.

Starring in Red White and Royal Blue on Amazon, fromer kid star in Icarly etc.

Good looking guy, but terrible fake dick.

r2 seriously, no one includes that much of a rug without a prosthetic.

doesn't seem to hang naturally either...

but prosthetic quality across the board has suffered in the age of cgi. . .

Sasquatch doesn't have that much bush.

That giant bush is hilarious! He was so hot in his episodes of Minx.

He was a well known school swimmer in his prime. (Wikipedia) Nice bod.

Zakhar Perez sounds like a Middle Eastern-Latin fusion restaurant.

Reminds me of my old friend Howie, who used to “flash” me because he liked to make me blush.

Taylor Hanson's ethnic alter-ego when he goes on tour.

That bush could hold more crabs than Chrissy Metz at a Red Lobster buffets night.

R17, I love the Amazon Rainforest he's got going on down there!

Body = 10 , fake dick = 0.

Latino guys always have such nice dark, full bushes.

This is so tedious, separating real from fake. If the actor won't show the goods then don't create a false expectation or image for viewers but attaching big fake cocks to them.

Do actresses get to wear prosthetic tits too?

The fake dick isn't even nice. If that's the girth post-fluff... um, no thanks.

I love a full bush, but it looks like he has the Austin Powers chest wig in his crotch.

The cartoonish merkins on the show are very much intentionally over the top.

R26: Exactly! They are emphasizing the full bushes of the 1970s.

They should ban those fake dicks. I wanked several times to Matt Bomer's cock and bush in BITB only to find out on here it was fake!

He’s now playing gay as the President’s son it the “Red, White & Royal Blue” thing on Netflix. He hooks up with the son of the King of England.

R23, yes. They’re called implants.

No R32 I mean if an actor can just get the costume department to stick on a big swinging fake cock why do actresses still have to show their real tittage if going nude?

What movie or show is that still from?

I’m assuming for the purposes of Minx, his real endowment might not have been… pendulous enough.

R35, it was big enough to satisfy me.

His new show. It's basically unwatchable, so I didn't stick around to see if there are any nude scenes.

R35 that's my point, I'm guessing lots of people aren't going to realise what a crisis of fake penises and acrylic pubes we the viewers have unwittingly suffered through these last few years. The rivers of cum and vaginal juices wasted to the sham of prosthetic trickery. The feelings of inadequacy over size comparison and "why doesn't mine wobble like that?". The unavoidable questioning every time you see a hot actor naked "Is that really his?"

It's a silent TRAVESTY and it needs to STOP!

Not a fake dick and hot as hell.

And R37, the move is an entertaining Ron com, if not Bergman.

R40 it's a load of sloppy drivel. I'm sick of all these feel-good gay dramas churned out which are not accurate!

Prince Henry's bussy gets moist, seeing Taylor's big swinging meat...

R41, not accurate? Huh- a rom com about a gay Pres son and British prince isn’t accurate? Was the Sleeping Beauty accurate?

It’s Hollywood-it’s entertainment- and it’s gay rom com- comedy, silly, entertaining and little else.

Holy fuck. He is gorgeous.

[quote]and it’s gay rom com

It's not really though is it? It's a fetishized slash fan-fic written by a straight woman rom com, with the gay characters actually meant to serve as self-inserts for pathetic fraus

Heart shaped merkin and face like a young Ricardo Montalban.

R43 I'm not just thinking of this, more the Heartstoppers and other gay themed series where kids fall in love and everything is rosy. Give me a fucking break

Of course it's fake but to ventriloquize the Now, Voyager Fake Dialogue Troll -

Oh DL, don't let's ask for the dick. We have the tits.

Thank some bush - 70s style!

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